Regular

pipmeme-took:

incorrect-tolkien:

Frodo: I see the glass as half empty, Sam sees the glass as half full. That’s why we’re a good team. Gimli, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Legolas wonders why it has to be glass. Pippin usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

Rude. Accurate, but rude.