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Friends, we’ve been wrong all along about our relationship options. I found this out recently when a student asked me:

“So, are you married?”

“Nope,” I answered.

“You have a boyfriend?”

I laughed. “Nope.”

He didn’t hesitate a second before saying, “Ah, so you’re all about the books, then.”

WELL, YOU’RE NOT WRONG

Those are our options. Married, dating, or all about the books.