Author: The Mouth of Sauron

I thought of a thing. My brother made the thing. I regret everything.

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Me at the end of the semester.

Me at the beginning of the semester

Me in the middle of the semester.

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Actual picture of me trying to write a research paper.

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I think I scarred my roommate. Before I tell you how, it should be noted I can do a pretty good Gollum impression. Anyway, one night, about a week into sharing a dorm room, I fell asleep while the roommate stayed up on her phone. It was dark and quiet, nothing but the sound of my breathing. But suddenly, she heard something. A raspy, throaty voice that sounded possessed. From my bed she heard Gollum’s voice. It whispered “My precious” like a hiss in the air, then silence.

Apparently I can talk like Gollum in my sleep. Amazingly, she didn’t move out immediately, though I do think she needed to change her sheets afterwards.

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#tattoo regret

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As a teacher. Not a student.

Girl, he’s two thousand years younger than you.

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We interrupt your regular fandom-mixing blog for an actual book-related post. 

He was busy brushing the knots out of his beautiful golden hair.

Bold of you to assume he would ever get knots in his hair.

I tried and have no refutation for this.

Do any of you ever think about the time in the movie when Aragorn got offended by a hobbit insulting his looks? Because I think about that a lot.

LOTR Animated callout:

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