Author: Will you follow me, one last time?

artbylitzy:

painfulprincess:

I like big boys

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itty bitty boys

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mississippi boys

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inner city boys

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i like the pretty boys with the bow tie

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get your nails did, let it blow dry

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i like a big beard

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i like a clean face 

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i dont discriminate, come and get a taste

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from the playboys 

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to the gay boys

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go and slay boys, you my fave boys

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credit to: say-never for template

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this made my day

penfairy:

love noodles. love spaghetti. love that humans across cultures just went “what if… our primary agricultural product… but LONG”, absolute legendary work by the species

kinkshaming-commissar:

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illnessisnteasy:

inner-muse:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

cheedee:

im sorry but this has me cACKLING

falsedetective:

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

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hazelbeewitched:

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler