Category: eowyn

peteysparkers: Dark have been my dreams of lat…

peteysparkers:

Dark have been my dreams of late.

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ravcnsclaw: You fool, no man can kill me. Die …

ravcnsclaw:

You fool, no man can kill me. Die now.

henryiancusick:

henryiancusick:

You have some skill with a blade. The women of this country learned long ago: Those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.

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penny-anna:

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tehri:

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also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

Witch King: no living man can kill me – AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

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mistymovntains: You have some skill with a bl…

mistymovntains:

You have some skill with a blade. Women of this country learned long ago: those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain. What do you fear, my lady? A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them. And all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.

sourcetolkien: The Lord of the Rings: The Two …

sourcetolkien:

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Dark have been my dreams of late.

krispino: middle-earth meme1/7 quotes:↳ simbel…

krispino:

middle-earth meme
1/7 quotes:
↳ simbelmyne. ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. now it shall cover the grave of my son. alas, that these evil days should be mine. the young perish and the old linger. that I should live to see the last days of my house. no parent should have to bury their child.

l-o-t-r: “Liv Tyler, when I first arrived on…

l-o-t-r:

“Liv Tyler, when I first arrived on set I thought, “That’s Liv Tyler, she’s pretty famous.” I’m the sort of person that doesn’t move forward to people and be like, “Hey, I’m your new best friend!” I’m not like that, give them their space, they’re famous, they must be sick of people who want to get close to them all the time. But she came straight over to me, which is sort of quite un-actress type behavior and she gave me a huge hug and said, “I’m so glad you’re here! There’s another woman here now! It’s all been men! We can do things together! We can paint nails!" 

Miranda Otto on Liv Tyler