Category: fellowship of the ring

miredinmiddleearth: Imagine what the Ring tho…

miredinmiddleearth:

Imagine what the Ring thought when three hobbits joined the Fellowship. “I thought I finally ditched you guys!!!”

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in…

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in an elven boat with my weaponry and sent over a waterfall.

It’s funny because Sean Bean. All the crossove…

It’s funny because Sean Bean. All the crossovers.

miredinmiddleearth: Just spread your fingers …

miredinmiddleearth:

Just spread your fingers a liiiiiiiittle bit. Just, just a little bit more.

arwencuar: Isildur’s Heir throwing some royal…

arwencuar:

Isildur’s Heir throwing some royal shade

miredinmiddleearth: #tattoo regret

miredinmiddleearth:

#tattoo regret

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah…

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah hyah* some orcs. *Hyah* Did they send me hobbits when I asked for….dorks? ♪

miredinmiddleearth: My face for pretty much e…

miredinmiddleearth:

My face for pretty much everything these days.

Regular

penny-anna:

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tehri:

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also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

Witch King: no living man can kill me – AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

miredinmiddleearth: Side note, but I relate w…

miredinmiddleearth:

Side note, but I relate wholeheartedly to being butter scraped over too much bread, especially since it involves being compared to butter.