Category: fellowship of the ring

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah…

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah hyah* some orcs. *Hyah* Did they send me hobbits when I asked for….dorks? ♪

miredinmiddleearth: My face for pretty much e…

miredinmiddleearth:

My face for pretty much everything these days.

Regular

penny-anna:

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uhtcearemorning:

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tehri:

penny-anna:

tehri:

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also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

Witch King: no living man can kill me – AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

miredinmiddleearth: Side note, but I relate w…

miredinmiddleearth:

Side note, but I relate wholeheartedly to being butter scraped over too much bread, especially since it involves being compared to butter. 

#tattoo regret

#tattoo regret

miredinmiddleearth: We interrupt your regular…

miredinmiddleearth:

We interrupt your regular fandom-mixing blog for an actual book-related post. 

Good gracious, you have been productive.

Good gracious, you have been productive.

Think about it. He leads a troop of Lost Boys….

Think about it. He leads a troop of Lost Boys. Doesn’t have pockets. Needs a mother.

miredinmiddleearth: Meet Gandalf, the Nick Fu…

miredinmiddleearth:

Meet Gandalf, the Nick Fury of Middle Earth. 

Hey, he has the ring for her and everything.

Hey, he has the ring for her and everything.