Category: incorrect quotes

Regular

Eowyn: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.

Faramir: Oh, that ain’t blunt force trauma, ma’am. It’s just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.

Conversation

Gandalf: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Aragorn?
Aragorn: No.
Boromir: I do
Gandalf: I know, Boromir
Boromir: I’m sad
Gandalf: I know, Boromir

Regular

“you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath”

-legolas, to gimli

You attack one of us… You attack all of…

You attack one of us… You attack all of us.

Regular

Aragorn: We’ll stand together even in life and death.

Gimli: Probably death.

Legolas: Death for sure.

Regular

Merry: open up

Pippin: I threw up in Gandalf’s hat after the party

Merry: I meant the door but okay

Regular

Gandalf: I love all the hobbits! Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Merry and… *reads smudged writing on hand* …Popcorn.

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incorrect-tolkien:

Frodo: I see the glass as half empty, Sam sees the glass as half full. That’s why we’re a good team. Gimli, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Legolas wonders why it has to be glass. Pippin usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

Rude. Accurate, but rude.

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incorrectlotr:

Pippin: *lifts a stone from the floor*

Gandalf: Leave that, Pippin.

Pippin: *menacing glance*

Gandalf: Don’t you dare to throw…

Pippin: *throws it*

*sound of glass crashing*

Gandalf: … *stares into the void*

Regular

Frodo: Sam, tell me dirty things.

Sam: *whispers* “dirty things”