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Gandalf: You’re acting like a child, Pippin!Pippin: I am not acting!

Gandalf: You’re acting like a child, Pippin!

Pippin: I am not acting!

Eomer: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea- Eowyn: -And then I ignore…

Eomer: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-

Eowyn: -And then I ignore you, yeah.

Pippin: Gandalf said I’m a fool, am I? Merry: No! Sam: Not at all. Pippin: Yeah. Frodo: You’re an…

Pippin: Gandalf said I’m a fool, am I?

Merry: No!

Sam: Not at all.

Pippin: Yeah.

Frodo: You’re an idiot, though.

Merry: Absolute idiot, though.

Pippin: Yeah, that’s what I said.

Aragorn: *jokingly* What’s going on? Geez, who died?

Aragorn: *jokingly* What’s going on? Geez, who died?

Legolas and Gimli: …

Aragorn: Oh, god. Who died?

Gollum: We had to leave at this ungodly hour.

Gollum: We had to leave at this ungodly hour.

Sam: It’s four in the afternoon.

Frodo: He’s got a thing about sunlight.

Gollum: It’s too bright!

“It’s not bragging if it’s true.”

““It’s not bragging if it’s true.””

Legolas

Aragorn: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Aragorn: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Eowyn: Yeah, they are.

Aragorn: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Eowyn: [blushes] What?

Aragorn: Not your cooking, that’s for sure.

Frodo: I’ve got an empty notebook I want to use. I’m currently taking suggestions from people on…

Frodo: I’ve got an empty notebook I want to use. I’m currently taking suggestions from people on what to put in it.

Merry: Put spaghetti in it.

Frodo: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except Merry.

Pippin: Put spaghetti in it.

Frodo: I’m currently taking suggestions from everyone except Merry and Pippin.

Gimli: Put spaghetti in it.

Frodo: I’m currently taking suggestions from everyone except Merry, Pippin, and Gimli.

Legolas: Put spaghetti in it.

Frodo: And I am no longer taking suggestions.

Pippin: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Gandie” one of these days.

Pippin: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Gandie” one of these days.

Gandalf: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost “Gandalf” privileges. From now on, you can call me “The White Wizard” or “Hey you”.

Pippin: Come on, Gandalf.

Gandalf:

Pippin: Come on, hey you.

Elrond: This is a bad plan.

Elrond: This is a bad plan.

Frodo: This is a horrible plan.

Gandalf: It’s a solid plan.

Elrond: They’re going to die.

Frodo: We’re going to die.

Gandalf: They’re going to be fine.