Category: princess bride

I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chan…

I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have one finger on your right hand? My ancestor was slaughtered by a six-fingered Maia. (previously had ten fingers and a ring of power)

Does that make hobbits the rodents of unusual …

Does that make hobbits the rodents of unusual size?