Category: the one ring

miredinmiddleearth: Imagine what the Ring tho…

miredinmiddleearth:

Imagine what the Ring thought when three hobbits joined the Fellowship. “I thought I finally ditched you guys!!!”

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in…

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in an elven boat with my weaponry and sent over a waterfall.

miredinmiddleearth: Me to my professor when I…

miredinmiddleearth:

Me to my professor when I turn in an 8 page paper and the minimum page length was 12 pages: The last pages are for you, Sam.

miredinmiddleearth: But rock and pool is nice…

miredinmiddleearth:

But rock and pool is nice and cool.

miredinmiddleearth: Even unto Mordor. Even if…

miredinmiddleearth:

Even unto Mordor. Even if one of us gets framed for stealing lembas bread in the movie.

It’s funny because Sean Bean. All the crossove…

It’s funny because Sean Bean. All the crossovers.

miredinmiddleearth: Just spread your fingers …

miredinmiddleearth:

Just spread your fingers a liiiiiiiittle bit. Just, just a little bit more.

As a teacher. Not a student.

As a teacher. Not a student.

miredinmiddleearth: #tattoo regret

miredinmiddleearth:

#tattoo regret

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah…

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah hyah* some orcs. *Hyah* Did they send me hobbits when I asked for….dorks? ♪