Category: the one ring

chaos-of-the-abyss: miredinmiddleearth: We i…

chaos-of-the-abyss:

miredinmiddleearth:

We interrupt your regular fandom-mixing blog for an actual book-related post. 

He was busy brushing the knots out of his beautiful golden hair.

Bold of you to assume he would ever get knots in his hair.

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture,…

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles… Also dragons, hobbits, and a fair amount of rings.

miredinmiddleearth: Hope you get to eat like …

miredinmiddleearth:

Hope you get to eat like a hobbit.

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I think I scarred my roommate. Before I tell you how, it should be noted I can do a pretty good Gollum impression. Anyway, one night, about a week into sharing a dorm room, I fell asleep while the roommate stayed up on her phone. It was dark and quiet, nothing but the sound of my breathing. But suddenly, she heard something. A raspy, throaty voice that sounded possessed. From my bed she heard Gollum’s voice. It whispered “My precious” like a hiss in the air, then silence.

Apparently I can talk like Gollum in my sleep. Amazingly, she didn’t move out immediately, though I do think she needed to change her sheets afterwards.

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Me at the end of the semester.

Me at the beginning of the semester

Me in the middle of the semester.

If I’m honest, I, too, would fall into a death…

If I’m honest, I, too, would fall into a death chasm rather than do a pull-up.

miredinmiddleearth: Happy Halloween!

miredinmiddleearth:

Happy Halloween!

Living the comma life.

Living the comma life.

miredinmiddleearth: Imagine what the Ring tho…

miredinmiddleearth:

Imagine what the Ring thought when three hobbits joined the Fellowship. “I thought I finally ditched you guys!!!”

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in…

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in an elven boat with my weaponry and sent over a waterfall.