Category: the one ring

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah…

♪ Let’s get down to business to defeat *hyah hyah* some orcs. *Hyah* Did they send me hobbits when I asked for….dorks? ♪

I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chan…

I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have one finger on your right hand? My ancestor was slaughtered by a six-fingered Maia. (previously had ten fingers and a ring of power)

Nothing could keep us apart. You’d be the one …

Nothing could keep us apart. You’d be the one I was meant to find.

Does that make hobbits the rodents of unusual …

Does that make hobbits the rodents of unusual size?

miredinmiddleearth: My face for pretty much e…

miredinmiddleearth:

My face for pretty much everything these days.

Do dentists exist in Middle Earth?

Do dentists exist in Middle Earth?

miredinmiddleearth: Side note, but I relate w…

miredinmiddleearth:

Side note, but I relate wholeheartedly to being butter scraped over too much bread, especially since it involves being compared to butter. 

miredinmiddleearth: Frodo. Toto. Same dif.

miredinmiddleearth:

Frodo. Toto. Same dif.

#tattoo regret

#tattoo regret

miredinmiddleearth: Actually, my responsibili…

miredinmiddleearth:

Actually, my responsibilities feel more like the avalanche of skulls that comes shortly after.