Category: tolkien

miredinmiddleearth: Imagine what the Ring tho…

miredinmiddleearth:

Imagine what the Ring thought when three hobbits joined the Fellowship. “I thought I finally ditched you guys!!!”

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in…

My main aspiration in death is to be placed in an elven boat with my weaponry and sent over a waterfall.

miredinmiddleearth: Me to my professor when I…

miredinmiddleearth:

Me to my professor when I turn in an 8 page paper and the minimum page length was 12 pages: The last pages are for you, Sam.

miredinmiddleearth: But rock and pool is nice…

miredinmiddleearth:

But rock and pool is nice and cool.

miredinmiddleearth: Even unto Mordor. Even if…

miredinmiddleearth:

Even unto Mordor. Even if one of us gets framed for stealing lembas bread in the movie.

miredinmiddleearth: Just spread your fingers …

miredinmiddleearth:

Just spread your fingers a liiiiiiiittle bit. Just, just a little bit more.

As a teacher. Not a student.

As a teacher. Not a student.

arwencuar: And I’m sure you will, my dear fri…

arwencuar:

And I’m sure you will, my dear friend.

arwencuar: I will take it.I will take the Rin…

arwencuar:

I will take it.
I will take the Ring to Mordor.

Regular

arwencuar:

Grima: but that means we need, like, a thousand guys

Saruman: pff more like ten thousand

Grima: but like… we no has

Saruman: bitch pls